4 Freaky Facts about Sex you really Should Know

Sex can be an incredible thing, fiery, passionate, fast or slow, it really is an amazing act. The reason why it is such an amazing thing is down to all the different body shapes and styles of those taking part, from the wacky to the weird and the wonderful – no two bodies or experiences will ever be the same. Whether it be friends with benefits, a long-term loving partner or solo play, there is a multitude of different factors at play. Our minds and bodies are some of the most fascinating things in nature.

From the curious to the most outrageously kinky, it got us thinking what is the weirdest and wildest thing you know about sex? Maybe you guys have some crazy stories of your own!! I mean we’ve all seen these Tinder-style one-night stand horror stories, but what about facts? Turns out there are some pretty incredible people out there and some little-known sex facts we think you really deserve to know!

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What is sexual intercourse?

Look, we’re all adults, but let’s break it down. Sexual intercourse, in principle, is the insertion of an erect penis into the vagina or anus. When done wrong, it feels good; when done right, it feels incredible – actually, it feels amazing! Whether done for pleasure or the sole purpose of reproduction, sexual intercourse can be absolutely mind-blowing. Do you know what else can be mind-blowing? Yes, you guessed right – these little-known gems of information we are about to bless you with. Before we move on, let’s give an honorary shout-out to the other forms of penetrative sex that we all derive pleasure from. Oral sex, which includes the penetration of the mouth with the penis or the vagina with the tongue, and also penetration of the vagina using the fingers or a sex toy. If you are looking to up your masturbation game, then you can view our guides on male and female masturbation respectively.

So are you ready? We thought so…

Largest member! As reported recently, the latest actual accredited largest penis in the world belongs to a guy called Jonah Falcon. He’s actually an actor and television presenter. This guy came into the spotlight sometime around 1999 and holds the current world record for the largest cock on the planet. Now, the reason we say accredited is because in 2017 a man by the name of Robert Esquivel Cabrera from Mexico totally blew Jonah’s record away with a penis measuring a whopping 18.9 inches! However, it was since proven that this was all down to a technique of stretching the foreskin. Cabrera was said to have weighed down his manhood frequently, eventually stretching his foreskin, but if you rolled back the skin, his penis did not extend quite so far. Jonah Falcon had called him out on this and was eventually proven correct and his record reinstated.

The world’s smallest penis. For everything in life there tends to be an opposite, right? Sometime around 2016, the Guinness Book of World Records actually recognized a Miami man by the name of Mike Carson as having the world’s smallest penis. According to doctors, his fully functioning penis is measured at 1/16th of an inch. Contrary to what you may believe, Carson even claims he’s had women come up to him demanding to try it out, and he seems to have fully embraced his penis size. He went as far as to say he can’t count the number of women he’s been with because of it. There is actually a medical term for extremely small penises: they are called a micropenis.

The world’s largest vagina. Measured at an incredible 19 inches, which is around 48 cm, it belonged to an amazing woman called Anna Swan who lived in the 1800s. By the age of 19, Anna was already 7 feet 8 inches tall, deciding to make the most of her size she joined a traveling circus where she met and fell in love with her future husband who was also of giant-sized proportions. They actually ended up being the tallest married couple ever, and one of their babies that was born was recorded as the largest ever baby to be born.

Get a load of this! Now we’ve all watched porn, yes, even you! You have probably seen those pretty impressive cumshot compilations – well, even the professionals have nothing on this man. Horst Shultz actually holds quite a few records. The first one is for world’s biggest distance traveled for a jet of semen, at a staggering 18 feet 9 inches! Now that could’ve had someone’s eye out! He also holds the record for the greatest speed and height of ejaculation. Some talent!

So that was 4 of the weirdest sex facts known to man. Think you can outdo the last one, fellas? Feel free to give it a try; who knows, you may even make it onto our list next time, something to brag about down the pub with your mates!